How To Be Creative At Hiding Weed: A Funny Guide
Legal weed is good, but it is still a privilege. Many people continue to hide their stash — and oh, boy — some of them get very creative. Check out these hiding places which are proven to be successful (or not that much).
Smart Pants Smuggling
Smuggling weed from one place to another requires a quick mind and creative instincts. The most important factor is to decide where to hide the stash because the trafficking often depends on the disguise. Some people get very wild with costuming their weed inside different things.
Cannabis gets camouflaged in various ways: limes, carrots, avocados — you name it. Some of the smugglers even paint realistic lines on a truckload of weed-stuffed shipment resembling watermelons.
Sometimes, fruits and vegetables are unnecessary to hide the stash. Many people conceal their weed in surfboards, laptops, cars, and whatnot. Even a marijuana-stuffed Jesus statue. We know, right?
A Thousand Ways To Conceal Cannabis
Most people do not want to hide kilos of weed. They just need to mask their personal stash somewhere to avoid getting caught.
A McDonald’s employee decided to hide his cannabis while on a shift. However, the Happy Meal he used for it ended up in the hands of an eight-year-old. Guess the kid was pretty much disappointed.
Toys have been a popular spot to hide the stash. A mother bought the “Smart Shots Sports Center” from Walmart as an Easter present for her daughter. After she got home and started to assemble the thing, she found out that the little plastic bags inside contained cannabis. Oops.
However, the most creative — literally — way is to hide the weed in the painting. The person who bought a piece at an art auction got a shitload of marijuana hidden in it. That is a good purchase, no doubt.
Body Pockets: How To Use What Your Mamma Gave You
Sometimes people can not have marijuana at a public place even in the legal states. In this case, they get imaginative about sneaking a bud there.
Thick hair is a good hiding spot for spliffs and joints. The body offers plenty of creative ways to hide the stash.
The hardest thing is to mask the smell. Innovative items include smell-masking designer purses or backpacks. However, some natural pockets provide even stealthier storage.
Yep, we are talking about vaginas here. It is good for concealing cannabis; the poop chute is also a popular place to smuggle cannabis.
The best thing is fat rolls. Some people benefit from this opportunity, hiding marijuana between under their lovely bellies. Sounds gross but works magically.
The Bottom Line
Hiding marijuana is a hard task that requires creativity. Some methods are better than others; however, it pays off when you need a quick hit right away. So, don’t be afraid to be creative and enjoy your stash!
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(Sweedsy in no way encourages illegal activity and would like to remind its readers that marijuana usage continues to be an offense under Federal Law, regardless of state marijuana laws. To learn more, click here.)